Oh Rahm, how we’ve missed you! We’re not sure why you stayed out of the spotlight during the first half of April (after all, you belong on center stage), but you did a pretty good job of keeping a low profile. Our daily searches for news of you yielded only one rumored sighting outside of DC. Meanwhile we had to content ourselves with mere fantasies of naked shower tickle fights. How could you leave us this way?
No matter, we’re just glad you’re back. All is forgiven … no questions asked! Just check in now and then — when you can — to let us know how you’re doing … OK?